Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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