I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
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