A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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