Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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