He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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