Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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