Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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