I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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