Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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