Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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