We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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