I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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