this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
