Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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