drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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