so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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