Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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