She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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