Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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