are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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