He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
