need another drink. this is the easiest way
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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