he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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