it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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