the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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