Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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