all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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