girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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