Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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