he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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