nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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