I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
how drunk are you?
Several
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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