try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
