he shaved USA in his pubs
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
