question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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