I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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