pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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