Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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