Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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