I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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