No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
