I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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