Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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