operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I think people are normalizing furries
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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