new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
How does one acquire holy water?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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