I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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