dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Randomize
