i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she told me i tasted like america
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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