Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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