you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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